Anthony Fazzary Whoopsy
There are some things one can do in the privacy of their own home that they should not do on the parking lot at Wal-Mart.
New York State Police say 43 year old Anthony Fazzary, of Corning, New York, a Physical Education instructor at the Tuscarora Elementary School in Addison was doing one of them.

Fazzary was allegedly caught masturbating in the Painted Post Wal-Mart parking lot after several customers complained about his “activity”.
Fazzary was given an appearance ticket and will appear in court later this month.
The school board is trying to figure out what to do about him.
And more than likely, so is Wal-Mart.
Reference:
Addison Teacher Accused of Public Lewdness